I worship fleas. Guess I’ve found real itchin’.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If you want to hand out communion, you have to assign a wafer.
(5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)Loading...When I discovered a casino in the Mennonite neighbourhood, I knew something was Amish.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Parsimony: when someone cheats at golf and then bribes a priest for forgiveness.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...The strip club dancer once attended mass, but now she’s a laps Catholic.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Religious intolerance drives people crazy! In fact just thinking about 16th-century Protestant persecution in France is enough to make Huguenots.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Drooling is my new religion. It’s the only path to salivation.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...In Italy do the priests ride around on vespers?
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Don’t mock Jesus. He is derision Lord.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Converting to Hinduism has dharmatic consequences.
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