Little people want to get to heaven. Alas, mini are called but few are chosen.
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(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Only when you are exposed to cannon fire, will you be one with the holey fodder.
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...When God made Eve, he split the Adam. And on the seventh day, he went fission.
(7 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What are the three most important things to consider when becoming a priest?
Vocation, vocation, vocation!
(8 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5)Loading...I worship fleas. Guess I’ve found real itchin’.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If you want to hand out communion, you have to assign a wafer.
(5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)Loading...When I discovered a casino in the Mennonite neighbourhood, I knew something was Amish.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Parsimony: when someone cheats at golf and then bribes a priest for forgiveness.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...The strip club dancer once attended mass, but now she’s a laps Catholic.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Religious intolerance drives people crazy! In fact just thinking about 16th-century Protestant persecution in France is enough to make Huguenots.
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