What are the three most important things to consider when becoming a priest?
Vocation, vocation, vocation!
religion
I worship fleas. Guess I’ve found real itchin’.
If you want to hand out communion, you have to assign a wafer.
When I discovered a casino in the Mennonite neighbourhood, I knew something was Amish.
Parsimony: when someone cheats at golf and then bribes a priest for forgiveness.
The strip club dancer once attended mass, but now she’s a laps Catholic.
Religious intolerance drives people crazy! In fact just thinking about 16th-century Protestant persecution in France is enough to make Huguenots.
Drooling is my new religion. It’s the only path to salivation.
In Italy do the priests ride around on vespers?
Don’t mock Jesus. He is derision Lord.

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