The unwritten 11th commandment was “Thou shalt not bray like an animal.” But it was never officially goatified.
religion
I can’t stop talking about the apocalypse. Armageddon too old for that!
Which birds are most religious? Geeses of Nazereth.
Islamic fundamentalists are obsessed with crop circles. Because it’s written that way in the Korn.
Studying quantum physics is so mysterious the physicists are like a religious brotherhood; in fact they must take a vow of science.
I started an organization that worships testicles: it’s ‘nad for prophet.
Is Salman Rushdie against sheep?
Perhaps. Some say he is lambophobic.
NED: Why do so many Italians become ministers?
ED: Because they love pastor!
The Shias and their rivals sometimes clash violently, but the Spunni Muslims love to cuddle.
Why did the priest eat nothing but kitchen scraps and refuse? Because he said, “It’s God’s swill.”


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