- Heavin’ on Earth
- Save our Soles
- Paradise is Sweat
- Carry the Cross Trainers
- Running for Awfuls
- Women and Menifee Taste
- Saints and Sprinters
- The Evil Kneevils
- Book of Legsodus
- Halfway to Hell
religion
TORAH HOLE IN HER
Dear Pun Gents, I am in desperate need of a punny roller derby name! I would really like a badass, mock violent one that has to do with me being Jewish or Diabetic–pretty please! If you can think of as many as possible that would be greatly appreciated. You guys rock, thank you! ~Elyse, Flagstaff, AZ
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Die! Abbey Tic
- Hebrewno Mars
- Jewlia ‘Wild’ Child
- Izzy Rails (Israel)
- Is Rolly
- Queen Insulina
- Jeru Slam!
- Ruth lass
- Blood Sugar Baby
- The Glucagoner
- Shiva-lry is dead
- Shiva LeBoeuf
- Little Prick
- Finger Pricking Good
- Synagogue Reflex
- Torah Hole in Her
- Type 2 Killer
- Judge Dreidel
SQUAT WOULD JESUS DO?
Dear Pun Gents, our church is presenting a seminar on holistic fitness which would include the physical, emotional and spiritual. We would like a catchy title for the event. ~Ron, Toronto (long-time fan)
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Drop and Give Me Twenty Hail Maries
- Soular Power
- Shake Psalm Action
- Squat Would Jesus Do?
EQUAL RITES
Dear Pun Gents, something about freedom of religion I can use in a skit (eg for ‘peaceful assembly’, a kid making a lego sculpture) ~Aiedail, Livonia
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Rapper: Christ Cross
- Buddha Man [Boo the Man]
- Old people who’ve had joint replacement surgery enjoy freedom of wors hips
- Bible? In this country you can buy whatever bull you choose.
- Those who practice religious oppression will get a few pious in the face.
- Hindu what you want
FERMENT BELIEVER
Dear Pun Gents, I home-brew beer and I’m looking to create a ‘patron saint of beer’ for a logo. Something along the lines of my old favorite: “Patron Saint of Fireworks: St. Mary IgniteUs. (you can use that one) ~Ernest, Worcester, MA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- St. Brewno
- St. Al Cahal
- St. Maximus Buzzinski
- St. Ibeerius
- St. Inebrius Di Still
- St. Stoutus
- St. Hopsgood
- Thomas A-wine-us – The saint with an ale’o
THANK YOUR LOUSY STARS
Dear Pun Gents, I am writing an article for our church newsletter about being thankful in spite of adversity and need a title for the article. ~Tuan, Honolulu (long-time fan)
- Get Stoic-ed
- It’s Chic to Turn Cheek
- Thank Your Lousy Stars
- Pray Of Light
- Sufferman
SAVIOUR THE DATE!
Dear Pun Gents, I’m making a movie poster for an art history class on early Netherlandish paintings and I’m trying to crack a joke about the ‘mystic marriage’ of St. Catherine to the baby Jesus. HELP! What would make a funny title? ~Leslie, Baton Rouge, LA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- My How He’s Groom!
- J.C. and the Pious Cats
- Saviour the Date!
WE’VE ACHIEVED CRITICAL MASS
Dear Pun Gents, I need a headline for an article I’m writing for our church newsletter—about new members who will be inducted into the church upon completion of membership classes. ~Tuan, Honolulu, HI
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- We’ll be enjoying some wine and Jesus.
- We hope you find Yahweh around.
- Want some pastor and meets us?
- Flock up your daughters!
HOPIN FOR BUSINESS
Dear Pun Gents, for a theology project at school I have to make a bumper sticker explaining the theological virtues — faith, hope, and love. Please help me! It’s the end of the quarter and I NEED a good grade! Thank you sooooooooo much!!!!!! ~Emma, Missoula, MT
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Without Faith, Hope and Love we all get a FHLing grade.
- Catch me on FaithBook (read the Bible)
- Hopin for Business
- Set the Lovin to High.
- Faith Hope and Love are the illogical virtues.
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