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HOPIN FOR BUSINESS

10/31/2010

Dear Pun Gents, for a theology project at school I have to make a bumper sticker explaining the theological virtues — faith, hope, and love. Please help me! It’s the end of the quarter and I NEED a good grade! Thank you sooooooooo much!!!!!! ~Emma, Missoula, MT

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

Without Faith, Hope and Love we all get a FHLing grade.
Catch me on FaithBook (read the Bible)
Hopin for Business
Set the Lovin to High.
Faith Hope and Love are the illogical virtues.

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

04/16/2010

With recent budget cuts, Satan has had to cut back on regular maintenance, which has left Hades in a state of grim repair.

(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)

12/01/2009

A potential terrorist attack by militant Buddhists was defused by the Department of Om land Security.

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

07/04/200906/09/2009

In California, opponents of the Catholic Church were conducting a mass protest against the bishop of Sacramento, who was caught drinking Sinfandel.

(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

02/22/2009

Haitians—Hoodoo they think they are?

(10 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

12/31/200805/20/2008

How does Nike sell shoes to priests?

“Je su it.”

(6 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)

01/12/200911/24/2007

In France, priests don’t drink milk. It must be because they’re not lait people.

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

01/12/200909/23/2007

Why won’t the priest let me urinate during confession? I just want some pee sin quiet!

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

01/15/200910/18/2006

At the Second Gumming of Christ, Jesus will finally be crowned King of the Chews.

(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

01/15/200910/14/2006

Jesus was accused by his enemies of being a manipulative puppetmaster. They referred to Him as ‘SvenGalilee‘

(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)