Illegal Scandinavian immigrants aka artificial Swedeners. Immigration to Scandinavia is Oslo process, but there’s Norway around it. Don’t try to sneak in unless you can a fjord to pay off some skerry-looking folks.
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If you don’t visit Helsinki your Scandinavian vacation remains un-Finnished.
I got a bad haircut in Stockholm. Now I’m parting in such Swede sorrow.