If you fart on a sheep, don’t worry — I’ll still hold ewe in ass steam.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...If you overcook the lettuce-wrapped mutton, I’ll burn ewe in a veggie.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Scotsmen are easily lamb-pooned.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Alanis Morrisette was so adamantly opposed to sheep being given the right to drive, that she wrote a song about it: Ewe, Auto, No!
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I met a sheep swindler in the Yukon.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What’s a Scotsman’s favourite Ricky Martin song?
She Baangs
(Rate This Pun)Loading...My Scottish friend complained that his sheep orgy was broken up by the cops. I consoled him saying “I feel four ewes.”
(5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the independent sheep who wanted muttonomy? The ram’s drive for freedom goated her on.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...What’s the fastest fast food? A:Â Lamb-burger-inis.
(10 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...Is Salman Rushdie against sheep?
Perhaps. Some say he is lambophobic.
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