The agile prostitute kept in shape by parkwhoring.
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The boxer who turned priest found much glee in visiting his former ring opponents who were now old and sick, and administering a few last rights.
To win at intramural prison softball your team needs to jail at the right time.
Does boxing cause concussions? The evidence is spars.
How do you tell if a soccer player is dead?
He doesn’t respond to the coroner kick.
Gymnasts do not like Paris neighbourhoods. Especially when it’s a wrong dismount.
Which Nazi loved Michael Jordan?
Joseph Goebbels. He loved it when things were Goering well for the Chicago squad, and especially when MJ would achieve Luftwaffe and Reich up the points. For the fans, it was beyond their wildest iMaginotion. It was Panzermonium.
The British soccer team needs an attitude adjustment to win. It’s a Man U mental task.
Michael Phelps a ladies man? He thinks he’s God’s gift to swimmin’.
Tiger Woods’ career has philandered.