The inebriated bum thought he was Clark Kent. He was in a drunken Super.
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The Jordanian thief was like Superman, aka Amman of Steal.
Superman broke out of Alcatraz. It’s the Great S cape.
Clark Kent takes direction from his hat. Because, you know, it’s his Super visor.
Look at Superman’s abs. The guy is krypt.


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