team name

THE POSTMAN ALWAYS DRINKS TWICE

Dear Pun Gents, I work for the UK’s Royal Mail (our national Postal Service) on the sales team. We have three teams in the office and our team is notoriously bad at coming up with a good name. The two main services we sell are called Tracked and Packetpost and we enjoy a good drink. Gin’ll Fix It has already gone and we need something wittier than this! Please help. ~Lyndsey, Chicester, West Sussex, England

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Ahead of the Package
  2. It’ll beer here soon
  3. Hot Fee Mails
  4. Booze De-livery
  5. Pickup Artists
  6. Large Package Handlers
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MADE TO ORDERBY

Dear Pun Gents, a roller derby name related to the NY Yankees (Not Bronx Bombers), Harry Potter, or video games. ~Dee, Norwich, CT

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Jeterbugs
  2. Damaged Yankees
  3. A-rod and Stick
  4. Hogwarts Warthogs
  5. Snapers
  6. Halofire
  7. Wiisels
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BALLAH BE PRAISED

Dear Pun Gents, looking for an original and clever name for our adult co-ed kickball team. Our uniform color is black. ~Sarah, Studio City, CA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Kball Guys
  2. The Kballah
  3. Kick Me Kate
  4. The Kickerbockers
  5. Blackballed
  6. Balligerents
  7. Ballkick Bartokomous
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THE INCREDIBLE HULL-UK

Dear Pun Gents, we are a tennis team from Hull in the United Kingdom and need a pun about tennis for a t-shirt, the ruder the better. Please help, anything will do! ~Jon, Hull, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Go to Hull
  2. Welcome to hull. You’re ship out of luck.
  3. Many more tennis pun requests here.
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MILKIN LOVE

Dear Pun Gents, my work colleagues and I need a team name for a charity walk called the MK Midnight Moo. Must have something to do with cows. ~Leanne, Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire, England

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Band of Brudders
  2. Cow Tech
  3. Heiferbody Say Moo
  4. Moo From a Hill
  5. Milkin Keynes
  6. Wooly Bull
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OLD FOLKS ROAM

Dear Pun Gents, two-person female running team; both member are grandmas, with a combined age of 100+. ~Joanie, Bellingham, WA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Geri’s Kids
  2. Grandmarathon
  3. Long Distaunts
  4. Last Legs
  5. Runs In Stockings
  6. Speedomestics
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POLAR POWERED

Dear Pun Gents, we need a pun for our polar bear plunge team that includes of five or six teenage girls, and my dad.~Cathleen, Middleton, DE

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Ice-Q
  2. Frigidimate Behavior
  3. Cold Man and the Sea
  4. A Foolish Ocean
  5. Bear Bottoms
  6. Freeze the Children
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40 LOVE-MADS

Dear Pun Gents, we’re a women’s tennis team in Madison. A play on “Madtown”  or “mad” would be helpful.  Most of us are over 40. ~Susan, Madison, WI

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Mad-dames [French]
  2. Tennisisters
  3. The Racquettes
  4. The Mad-ri-gals
  5. Madisinners
  6. Madopause
  7. Madwesterners

Help Susan Out: Comment below with your $0.02

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TRIPLE TEAM

Dear Pun Gents, I need a funny name for a 3v3 basketball team. ~Tony, St. Louis

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Three Guys, Six Balls
  2. Nothing but Ned, Ed and Fred
  3. Slam Allelekum
  4. Dunkin Go Nuts
  5. The Three Pointer Sisters
  6. The Trouble with Triples
  7. Threedom Train

HELP TONY OUT: Comment below with your $0.02.

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INFO-ATTAINMENT

Dear Pun Gents, we’re updating our clients information and have to call people to update/confirm email addresses. We’re forming teams to do it in. Any ideas? Cheers! ~Marlon, Melbourne

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Address for Success
  2. Track Team
  3. Emailleability
  4. The Check is in the Email
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