Which Smurf nemesis has bad breath?
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What did Tonto put on his sushi when undergoing cancer treatment?
Chemo-wasabe!
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Which character from Gilligan’s Island always screamed for water?
Thurston Howell.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Wet t-shirt contests make good areola-tee television.
(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...What the shoe company said to the Three’s Company actress who wanted to run a marathon: “Joyce De Witt.”
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I’m so good at Who’s the Boss? trivia – they call me Tony Miscellani.
(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...Did you hear about the plague of cartoon skunks?
It’s a Pepidemic!
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Optometrists watch a lot of tell a vision.
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Lance Armstrong felt better after appearing on Oprah. She gave him performance-enhancing hugs. Nonetheless, Lance committed male fraud: He was master of the pellets-on. Somehow he  never failed his testes—he didn’t stop until he had one. Now, stripped of his Tour titles, the most shocking revelation is that Lance has a No Jersey accent. Anyway I guess it’s back to eating Sheryl Crow. [The Gents thank Ashley, Bryan and Jordan for collaborating on today’s puns!]
(10 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Do the IT technicians on Sesame Street have to defraggle their hard drives?
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