David Duchovny couldn’t get over his old girlfriend. He was an ex-phile.
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Did Three’s Company actor Don Knotts suffer from early morning leg cramps?
Which Smurf nemesis has bad breath?
What did Tonto put on his sushi when undergoing cancer treatment?
Chemo-wasabe!
Which character from Gilligan’s Island always screamed for water?
Thurston Howell.
Wet t-shirt contests make good areola-tee television.
What the shoe company said to the Three’s Company actress who wanted to run a marathon: “Joyce De Witt.”
I’m so good at Who’s the Boss? trivia – they call me Tony Miscellani.
Did you hear about the plague of cartoon skunks?
It’s a Pepidemic!
Optometrists watch a lot of tell a vision.


