A man with diarrhea was on Wheel on Fortune; he screamed out, “I’d like to tie a bowel!”
television
The nerdiest rock band ever?
Deep Urkel.
Borrowing funds for kitchenware can turn you into a zombie, aka The Wokking Debt.
The phoneticist went on American Idol, but was booed off the stage on account of his lisp. Afterward this linguist was upset, saying “I can’t believe they dipthed my thong!”
Retracing Rachel and Ross’ relationship requires a Friendsic scientist.
African news channel? Al JaZebra.
True story: Russia’s Vladimir Putin fell asleep while watching The Flintstones, and had a dream. When he awoke, he bought a castle in Ireland. It must have been the Blarney rubles.
George R. R. Martin favourite sport is soccer, because it’s a game of throw-ins.
When all the students in my school got up and sang – things got really a Glee in a hurry.
I suspect it was the Illuminati who dreamt up cabal tv.