NED: What’s the proper term for sculpting a midget?
ED: You mean, what’s the gnome-in-clay-ture?
the little people
I tried to make a living selling shoe inserts to little people. It was an un midget gaited disaster.
NED: I got into an argument with a midget today.
ED: Really?
NED: Yeah, we just didn’t see thigh-to-eye.
Don’t let a pair of little people make soup. Two mini cooks spoil the broth.
The tiniest scientists have usually been astro gnomers.
Little people shouldn’t wear sunscreen. There’s a risk of imp lotion.
Which Transylvanian despot had a reputation for swallowing midgets?
Little people… knee high say more?
Why is the fear of midgets the cure for all fears?
Because – it’s gno-mo-phobia!
Little People HQ is in the sMall of America.