Why can’t little people be killed?
Because—they aren’t more tall beings.
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(11 votes, average: 4.45 out of 5)Loading...How can you tell if a little person is blind?
He’s low in the dark.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: What’s the proper term for sculpting a midget?
ED: You mean, what’s the gnome-in-clay-ture?
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...I tried to make a living selling shoe inserts to little people. It was an un midget gaited disaster.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...NED: I got into an argument with a midget today.
ED: Really?
NED: Yeah, we just didn’t see thigh-to-eye.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Don’t let a pair of little people make soup. Two mini cooks spoil the broth.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The tiniest scientists have usually been astro gnomers.
(11 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Little people shouldn’t wear sunscreen. There’s a risk of imp lotion.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Which Transylvanian despot had a reputation for swallowing midgets?
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Little people… knee high say more?
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