When the dwarf stopped the cattle stampede in its tracks, everyone called it a miracle. “He’s done the imp-pause-a-bull,” they said.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Dwarf infomercial: “Wait, that’s not tall!“
(Rate This Pun)Loading...If we ever offended little people, let us now appall low guys.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Little people keyboards?
One word: SQWERTY.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...A very rich and famous dwarf passed away recently. He was low dead.
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Why can’t little people be killed?
Because—they aren’t more tall beings.
(11 votes, average: 4.45 out of 5)Loading...What the hungry dwarf said when offered a side of pork:
“Pig me!”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Little people want to get to heaven. Alas, mini are called but few are chosen.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...For a little person with a barbecue, the steaks are always high.
(13 votes, average: 4.08 out of 5)Loading...I would tell you the pun about the big person who ate the little person, but you wouldn’t taller ate it.
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