valentine’s day

ALL THAT YOU ARRGH

Dear Pun Gents, my boyfriend loves puns. I want to show him how clever *I* can  be on Valentine’s Day. I need a pun that will blow him away. He is studying physics and computer science. And ever since he was a little boy he has wanted to be a pirate. HELP!? ~Anna, Boston

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. I hope to give you ‘Max Planck’ on Valentine’s Day
  2. How does a pirate measure the area of a circle? Pi arrgh squared.
  3. OOP I did it again.
  4. Compared to you, everyone else is barely a C+
  5. You never Bohr me.
  6. I could go for a jolly rogering
  7. BONUS – Why was Blackbeard upset when he had to go to the bathroom? Because a pirate without p is irate.
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SWEETHEART DEAL

Dear Pun Gents, I work at a paper and we need a funny pun for a Valentine’s Day Gift Guide section. ~Beth, Madison, GA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. St. Value-ntine? [ok that’s horrible]
  2. Febulous Buys
  3. Such low prices: How CUPID can we get?
  4. Sweetheart Deals
  5. Make sure he wraps his package!
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YOU + ME = VD

Dear Pun Gents, something about Valentine’s day like “bee mine” with a bee or “sweet on you” with candy or “nuts about you” with a peanut that i could put on a card. ~Samantha, New Britain, CT

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. It was two heart to get you a present.
  2. For our V-day dinner, set the lovin’ to ‘high’
  3. And you thought I never card about you.
  4. I baked you something special. Cuz all you knead is loaf.
  5. Let’s have a hearty dinner
  6. You and Me = A VD I got from Dupree
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