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All Puns for January, 2005

01/31/05

Why should you never let a large computer file taste your sandwich?

Because it would take a thousand mega-bites!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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01/30/05

Why is it thermodynamically impossible to clean a chicken coop?

Because hentropy increases.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (11 votes, average: 4.18 out of 5)
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01/29/05

How do advertisers boost sales of Gravol?

They tell customers to take it at nauseum.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
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01/28/05

How do barbers advertise in the Bible Belt?

“Jesus shaves.”

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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01/27/05

Why was Blackbeard upset when he misplaced his jars of urine?

Because a pirate without p is irate.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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01/26/05

Why did the forensics investigator prefer rap music?

Because there is nothing better than Fresh Prince!

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01/25/05

Why did Laertes place tariffs on foreign bookcases?

Because Polonius advised him, “This above all else: to thine home shelf be true!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)
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01/24/05

How does the church encourage dialogue between divorced couples?

By ex-communicating them!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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01/23/05

Hear about the dentist and his evil twin?

They were molar opposites!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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01/22/05

How do you hunt down a cunning linguist?

With a semioterotomatic rifle!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)
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