Why should you never let a large computer file taste your sandwich?
Because it would take a thousand mega-bites!
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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...How do advertisers boost sales of Gravol?
They tell customers to take it at nauseum.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...How do barbers advertise in the Bible Belt?
“Jesus shaves.”
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Why was Blackbeard upset when he misplaced his jars of urine?
Because a pirate without p is irate.
(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)Loading...Why did Laertes place tariffs on foreign bookcases?
Because Polonius advised him, “This above all else: to thine home shelf be true!“
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...How does the church encourage dialogue between divorced couples?
By ex-communicating them!
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the dentist and his evil twin?
They were molar opposites!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...How do you hunt down a cunning linguist?
With a semioterotomatic rifle!
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(*warning* – the following Pun on Demand contains adult situations and innuendo)
Dear Pungents: How about a pun for a Canadian kid living in the States who just doesn’t get any respect? He’s constantly getting teased for his odd Canadian accent and for those floppy-headed characters from South Park, Terrence and Philip. ~ Christopolous Briggadopolous, East Greenbush, New York
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “Won’t shut up? Well how’s this for deTerrence: I’ll Philip your ‘eh’-hole with a canuckle sandwich!”
2) “You know, I spend a lot of time with my Dick Cheney-saw, hacking at the Bush on the way to your sister’s Clintonoris… As a Canadian, I spend a lot of time in her Regina!”
3) “Cut the bull, or al gore you!”
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Dear Pungents: It’s my mom’s birthday next week while she’s on holiday in St Lucia, and I need something punny to wish her a sun-sational time! ~ Claire, Belleville, Ontario
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “I would go with you mom, but when it comes to me and St. Lucia – it’s Caribbean there, done that!“
2) “The nightlife is crazy there – It’s sane-lose-ya!”
3) “I hope the weather’s just luciaous!”
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