Why should you never let a large computer file taste your sandwich?
Because it would take a thousand mega-bites!
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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Why is it thermodynamically impossible to clean a chicken coop?
Because hentropy increases.
(11 votes, average: 4.18 out of 5)Loading...How do advertisers boost sales of Gravol?
They tell customers to take it at nauseum.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...How do barbers advertise in the Bible Belt?
“Jesus shaves.”
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Why was Blackbeard upset when he misplaced his jars of urine?
Because a pirate without p is irate.
(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)Loading...Why did the forensics investigator prefer rap music?
Because there is nothing better than Fresh Prince!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Why did Laertes place tariffs on foreign bookcases?
Because Polonius advised him, “This above all else: to thine home shelf be true!“
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...How does the church encourage dialogue between divorced couples?
By ex-communicating them!
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the dentist and his evil twin?
They were molar opposites!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...How do you hunt down a cunning linguist?
With a semioterotomatic rifle!
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