January, 2005 :: PunGents.com

Why should you never let a large computer file taste your sandwich?

Because it would take a thousand mega-bites!

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Why is it thermodynamically impossible to clean a chicken coop?

Because hentropy increases.

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How do advertisers boost sales of Gravol?

They tell customers to take it at nauseum.

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How do barbers advertise in the Bible Belt?

“Jesus shaves.”

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Why was Blackbeard upset when he misplaced his jars of urine?

Because a pirate without p is irate.

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Why did the forensics investigator prefer rap music?

Because there is nothing better than Fresh Prince!

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Why did Laertes place tariffs on foreign bookcases?

Because Polonius advised him, “This above all else: to thine home shelf be true!“

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How does the church encourage dialogue between divorced couples?

By ex-communicating them!

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Hear about the dentist and his evil twin?

They were molar opposites!

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How do you hunt down a cunning linguist?

With a semioterotomatic rifle!

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