Month: May 2010

GENTLEMEN PREFER BLOGS

Dear Pun Gents, our CEO is starting a blog with two other high-up ladies in the company and are looking for a name for it. They are all members of the board if that helps. ~John, Birmingham, UK (long-time fan)

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Blogs Have More Fun
  2. Blong-term Strategies
  3. I CEO U
  4. Chairmen of the Bored
  5. Three’s Company
  6. Wisdom of the Profits
  7. Veep Tweets
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The cheapest kind of flowers cost only peonies.

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YOUNG PEOPLE FILIBUSTERING

Dear Pun Gents, a pun about young people and politics. ~Asghar, London, UK (long-time fan)

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. It’s sad that teenagers see political involvement as a youthless gesture.
  2. How to get young men interested in politics? Two words: Pornstitutional Bonarchy
  3. The U.S. constitution does NOT start ‘Wii, the people…’
  4. Underage voters could elect a minor-ity government.
  5. You don’t need pubes to serve the public.
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IT’S A SMALL WORLD AFTER WALLY

Dear Pun Gents,  I need a pun for a pub crawl with theme “Where’s Wally?” ~Barry, New York City

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Be Where of Wally?
  2. The Wally Crawly
  3. Join us at the Waldo-Astoria
  4. Don’t be a Wally-flower
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YOU GOTTA BE LEAVE

Dear Pun Gents, a pun about Clipper Teas. ~Ashley, Birmingham, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. You’re heading down a Clipper-y slurp.
  2. We’re potheads!
  3. So incredibly fantastic, you’ll think it was Fairy Trade
  4. In France, they baguette. In England, we bag it.
  5. We have steep pockets.
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