Farmers should plough the field before watering crops: aka rows before hose.
There is no census for insects. I won’t count ten ants it.
I was tempted to push my disobedient son into a volcano, in Brat is lava.
Rastoofarians just don’t know when to stop.
Some transsexuals are at risk of meninginas.
Laxatives are embarrassing: those who use them experience a lot of more-defecation.
What does Admiral Ackbar say at the circus?
“It’s a trapeze!”
- Two-Four The Road
- Spins and Wheedles
- Get Forty [Get Shorty]
- Fogey Weather
- Hillrazers [Hellraiser]
- Be spoke styles
- The painful quad
- Deraill trails
- The Hemano groupo (Shimano grouppo)
- The Dirt Digglers
- The French rabbits (lapin’s)
- MTBeer cans
- Four guys looking for a bonk
- Endo the line
The Museum of Bacteria aka the E. Coliseum.
I bought a house next to a Portapottie. Ah, leakfront property!