All Puns for November, 2013
11/30/13
Farmers should plough the field before watering crops: aka rows before hose.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/29/13
There is no census for insects. I won’t count ten ants it.  (Rate This Pun) Loading ...11/28/13
I was tempted to push my disobedient son into a volcano, in Brat is lava. (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/27/13
Rastoofarians just don’t know when to stop. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/26/13
Some transsexuals are at risk of meninginas.  (6 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5) Loading ...Laxatives are embarrassing: those who use them experience a lot of more-defecation. (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...What does Admiral Ackbar say at the circus? “It’s a trapeze!” (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/23/13
ENDO THE LINE Dear Pun Gents, I need help with a team name. We are entering a four-man team in a 24-hour mountain bike race. We are entering the team in the over forties category. ~Mathew, Dubbo
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
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The Museum of Bacteria aka the E. Coliseum. (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/22/13
I bought a house next to a Portapottie. Ah, leakfront property! (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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