Farmers should plough the field before watering crops: aka rows before hose.
- Two-Four The Road
- Spins and Wheedles
- Get Forty [Get Shorty]
- Fogey Weather
- Hillrazers [Hellraiser]
- Be spoke styles
- The painful quad
- Deraill trails
- The Hemano groupo (Shimano grouppo)
- The Dirt Digglers
- The French rabbits (lapin’s)
- MTBeer cans
- Four guys looking for a bonk
- Endo the line
I bought a house next to a Portapottie. Ah, leakfront property!
The voyage of an alcoholic, aka Goo-Liver’s Travels.
If you want to annihilate an encampment of clowns, don’t hold back: go for the juggle lair.
Rob Ford’s favourite sport: the have pipe.
Jesus’ favourite rock song? “Raze a Little Hell”.
Which famous Russian would not have approved of Vladimir? Rasputin.
An empty coffee cup, aka a vacant latte.
President Ford wanted to go to China, but was accused of political Gerry Mandarin.