Farmers should plough the field before watering crops: aka rows before hose.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
Loading... (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Month: November 2013
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...There is no census for insects. I won’t count ten ants it.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I was tempted to push my disobedient son into a volcano, in Brat is lava.
(3 votes, average: 1.33 out of 5)Loading...Rastoofarians just don’t know when to stop.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Some transsexuals are at risk of meninginas.
(6 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...Laxatives are embarrassing: those who use them experience a lot of more-defecation.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...What does Admiral Ackbar say at the circus?
“It’s a trapeze!”
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...ENDO THE LINE
Dear Pun Gents, I need help with a team name. We are entering a four-man team in a 24-hour mountain bike race. We are entering the team in the over forties category. ~Mathew, Dubbo
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Gearonimo
- Two-Four The Road
- Bonkologists
- Spins and Wheedles
- Get Forty [Get Shorty]
- Fogey Weather
- Hillrazers [Hellraiser]
- Be spoke styles
- The painful quad
- Deraill trails
- The Hemano groupo (Shimano grouppo)
- The Dirt Digglers
- The French rabbits (lapin’s)
- MTBeer cans
- Four guys looking for a bonk
- Endo the line
(3 votes, average: 1.33 out of 5)Loading...The Museum of Bacteria aka the E. Coliseum.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...I bought a house next to a Portapottie. Ah, leakfront property!
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...