Farmers should plough the field before watering crops: aka rows before hose.
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Dear Pun Gents, I need help with a team name. We are entering a four-man team in a 24-hour mountain bike race. We are entering the team in the over forties category. ~Mathew, Dubbo
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Gearonimo
- Two-Four The Road
- Bonkologists
- Spins and Wheedles
- Get Forty [Get Shorty]
- Fogey Weather
- Hillrazers [Hellraiser]
- Be spoke styles
- The painful quad
- Deraill trails
- The Hemano groupo (Shimano grouppo)
- The Dirt Digglers
- The French rabbits (lapin’s)
- MTBeer cans
- Four guys looking for a bonk
- Endo the line
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Weeding is a high-growth industry, but it started as a grasp roots movement. It took a hunch and a good amount of pluck, but now it has people all over the earth on their knees – and they really dig it.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Wheat farmers possess triticale thinking skills.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I got an email about a eunuch, but to reply would have been ‘re: dickless‘.
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