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The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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All Puns for November, 2013

11/30/13

Farmers should plough the field before watering crops: aka rows before hose.

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11/29/13

There is no census for insects. I won’t count ten ants it.

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11/28/13

I was tempted to push my disobedient son into a volcano, in Brat is lava.

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11/27/13

Rastoofarians just don’t know when to stop.

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11/26/13

Some transsexuals are at risk of meninginas.

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11/25/13

Laxatives are embarrassing: those who use them experience a lot of more-defecation.

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11/24/13

What does Admiral Ackbar say at the circus?

It’s a trapeze!”

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11/23/13

ENDO THE LINE
Dear Pun Gents, I need help with a team name. We are entering a four-man team in a 24-hour mountain bike race. We are entering the team in the over forties category. ~Mathew, Dubbo
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. Gearonimo
  2. Two-Four The Road
  3. Bonkologists
  4. Spins and Wheedles
  5. Get Forty [Get Shorty]
  6. Fogey Weather
  7. Hillrazers [Hellraiser]
  8. Be spoke styles
  9. The painful quad
  10. Deraill trails
  11. The Hemano groupo (Shimano grouppo)
  12. The Dirt Digglers
  13. The French rabbits (lapin’s)
  14. MTBeer cans
  15. Four guys looking for a bonk
  16. Endo the line
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11/23/13

The Museum of Bacteria aka the E. Coliseum.

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11/22/13

I bought a house next to a Portapottie. Ah, leakfront property!

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