I used to put wine in my corn flakes. Then they arrested me on account of I was a cereal grapist.
My great-grandmother who hated flying was a trailblazer in aviation complaints. She was the first suffer a jet.
Had I the talent to be a cat burglar, I rob ably would.
In Germany, you cannot paddle a canoe while on dry land. It’s strictly verboten.
Becoming a lumberjack is a question of wood, not could.
Eating beans before a tennis match? You will find yourself Agassi opponent.
I built one boat. Then another. Then another. I’m a serial keeler.
I want to be a pastry chef, because I feel that tart imitates life.
Unfilled potholes always re-tar my progress.
It’s hard to insure a fishery. Most policies don’t cover acts of Cod.