Had I the talent to be a cat burglar, I rob ably would.
In Germany, you cannot paddle a canoe while on dry land. It’s strictly verboten.
Eating beans before a tennis match? You will find yourself Agassi opponent.
I built one boat. Then another. Then another. I’m a serial keeler.
I want to be a pastry chef, because I feel that tart imitates life.
Unfilled potholes always re-tar my progress.
It’s hard to insure a fishery. Most policies don’t cover acts of Cod.
In the 1980s, incredible basketball talent was found in a man, Jordan.
After watching hyperactive kids all day, I crave a dulled conversation.
Birds singing drives me insane. Please – don’t leave me to my own dove voices.