I broke up with my girlfriend when she started impersonating a Brita filter. She was way too pose as sieve for me.
Month: June 2020
Scientology on Demand: aka Dianetflix. It’s a streaming of consciousness.
Chopped down a tree last night. I musta been halve trunk.
They released The Necklace in Bollywood. It was a Hindi pendant film.
Nomads are the calmest people.
Lining up to urinate is pee-queue-liar behaviour.
NED: Hear about the mafioso loan shark who killed the Swede?
ED: Really? He must have had a Sven debtor!