Did the CEO of General Motors just wake up one day and say, “G, M broke!”?
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(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...If you shoot someone in the eye you might not kill them, but you might give them Glock coma.
(6 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...My mother-in-law got her mammaries replaced by suction cups. Now whenever she leans in for a kiss, I get ma stuck to me.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Arborists are underappreciated. They should take a bough.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Hear they’re opening an Indian restaurant in naAntarctica? It’s a way to curry favour with the locals.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Undead insects? Some bees don’t want to bite you, but zombies do.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...After a heavy bookcase fell on him, the wounded soldier was never the same. It was a sad case of shelf-shock.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Only one of the Three Stooges was quoted in the Bible. It was always ‘Mo sez’ this and ‘Mo sez’ that.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I have a foot fetish!
ED: Huh?
NED: Just call me Toe bias!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...In Dubai, is it true the Shake Mo’Hammock orders his wife to rock him to sleep?
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