The professional torturer had to hire a bookkeeper who understood a cruel accounting.
Month: June 2020
If your employer refuses to pay you more money, no problem. Just accuse them of raisism.
I resent my parents’ constant suggestions. They make me feel like should.
Fishermen are great singers. They know how to carry a tuna.
You’ll regret going to the bathroom in India when you get charged a rupee.
Wood you consider lumberjacks to be hew man beings? It’s a difficult question, but I have to axe.
Mountaineering? You might hurt your feet if you climb Krakatoa.
Why do cannibals attending university only eat the head, the buttocks and the genitals?
Because they’re so skull-ass-dick!
People with bad handwriting are actually more intelligent. They tend to be very no legible.