June, 2020 :: PunGents.com

Which birds are most religious? Geeses of Nazereth.

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If you want to see my duck, you better make it quack.

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What is a dermatologist’s favourite holiday season? A: Eczemas.

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Gummy worms taste too Wrigley

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After three days in a tomb, you might get dehydrated. Hence the proclamation, ‘Behold the Lord, for He is a raisin!’

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My friend Amy gained weight by eating her husband! They charged her with Big Amy.

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If you’re crazy enough to do research on apple juice, I’d urge you to recon cider.

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When the President of the Chickens commands the hens to increase output, it’s an eggs excretive order.

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Full garbage cans are a terrorist threat, aka Bin Laden.

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Car pouleting is for chickens.

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