Which birds are most religious? Geeses of Nazereth.
Month: June 2020
If you want to see my duck, you better make it quack.
Gummy worms taste too Wrigley
After three days in a tomb, you might get dehydrated. Hence the proclamation, ‘Behold the Lord, for He is a raisin!’
My friend Amy gained weight by eating her husband! They charged her with Big Amy.
When the President of the Chickens commands the hens to increase output, it’s an eggs excretive order.
Full garbage cans are a terrorist threat, aka Bin Laden.
Islamic fundamentalists are obsessed with crop circles. Because it’s written that way in the Korn.
Gaugin often repeated himself.
A broken leg isn’t serious. It tends to be a femur-al.