Which birds are most religious? Geeses of Nazereth.
Month: June 2020
After three days in a tomb, you might get dehydrated. Hence the proclamation, ‘Behold the Lord, for He is a raisin!’
My friend Amy gained weight by eating her husband! They charged her with Big Amy.
When the President of the Chickens commands the hens to increase output, it’s an eggs excretive order.
Islamic fundamentalists are obsessed with crop circles. Because it’s written that way in the Korn.
Gaugin often repeated himself.
A broken leg isn’t serious. It tends to be a femur-al.
Do old-time hockey players get gerihat-tricks?
How does trial by media usually work?
A: Immediately after any allegation, there’s a public lynching, followed by a noose conference.
Ancient Greek politicians always blamed the Medea.