Which birds are most religious? Geeses of Nazereth.
If you want to see my duck, you better make it quack.
What is a dermatologist’s favourite holiday season? A: Eczemas.
Gummy worms taste too Wrigley
After three days in a tomb, you might get dehydrated. Hence the proclamation, ‘Behold the Lord, for He is a raisin!’
My friend Amy gained weight by eating her husband! They charged her with Big Amy.
If you’re crazy enough to do research on apple juice, I’d urge you to recon cider.
When the President of the Chickens commands the hens to increase output, it’s an eggs excretive order.
Full garbage cans are a terrorist threat, aka Bin Laden.
Car pouleting is for chickens.