Speak no more than necessary. To do otherwise is just sylly.
Month: July 2022
Where are people the meanest?
Armenia.
Anyone in the field of organ donation measurement has a lung weigh to go.
No more tasteless puns about Maritimers. A newf is a newf!
Methuselah was the oldest drug addict in the Bible.
I asked my dyslexic friend to define dyslexia. He said “Dylsexia: when you have sex with a dill pickle.”
Do the IT technicians on Sesame Street have to defraggle their hard drives?
Cross a sloth with a cow? Sorry, that’s not possum bull.
There are no good puns about pasta, other than a fusilli remarks.