Avocado’s Number: The amount of particles in a guaco mole.
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(5 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The king who was usurped by a werewolf was definitely throne for a lupus.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...There’s been a surge in prostitute activity, which can be traced to global warming; aka a Whoricane (or Whornado). On the other side of the world this is known as a Thai poon.
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(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...How do salespeople approach a dinosaur at H&M?
A: “Try, sir, a top?”
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the paleoanthropologist who lost his cat? He put a sign up advertising the “missing lynx.”
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