Which Lord of the Rings character had excess ear wax? Cerumen.
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Those who write Lord of the Rings dictionaries lead satisfying lives of elf-factualization.
I’m having a Lord of the Rings dinner party! We’re having Hamwise-Sandwichees, with a side of Frodo salad, followed by frog Legolas and Aragorn on the cob. Dessert will be a bowl of mango Saruman and a vodka Gimli.
Who is Lord of the Rings? Rocky Bilboa!
Lord of the Rings Puns
Why was it hard to get to Sauron’s lair? Because no matter how many you opened there was always Mor dor. Gollum’s favourite bird? A Smea-gull. Who was expert at pork products, yet curious about sheep? Hamwise Lamb-gee! An orchard full of tall trees? An ent farm. Which horse made a lousy admin assistant? Shadow-fax. Archie, Jughead and the gang … Read more
Andrew from Dugald, MB:“re your Lord of the Rings puns…”Where do homeless Baggins go for shelter?Hobbit-Tot for Humanity.
CT from Toronto:What do you use to package up Lord of the Rings videos? Sauron Wrap, of course.
DERBY NAME: LEGGO LASS
Dear Pun Gents, I’d like to have an awesome, punny original roller derby skater name. Something to do with my real name, Sheltcey would be ideal but if not, that’s ok. Im a huge LOTR/Harry Potter/Outlander nerd. I love all things Jane Austen and just reading in general. I am of Irish and Austrian decent … Read more