Lord of the Rings Puns

Why was it hard to get to Sauron’s lair? Because no matter how many you opened there was always Mor dor. Gollum’s favourite bird? A Smea-gull. Who was expert at pork products, yet curious about sheep? Hamwise Lamb-gee! An orchard full of tall trees? An ent farm. Which horse made a lousy admin assistant? Shadow-fax. Archie, Jughead and the gang … Read more