Hear they’re opening an Indian restaurant in naAntarctica? It’s a way to curry favour with the locals.
Pun of the Day
Undead insects? Some bees don’t want to bite you, but zombies do.
Only one of the Three Stooges was quoted in the Bible. It was always ‘Mo sez’ this and ‘Mo sez’ that.
NED: I have a foot fetish!
ED: Huh?
NED: Just call me Toe bias!
Lining up to urinate is pee-queue-liar behaviour.
NED: Hear about the mafioso loan shark who killed the Swede?
ED: Really? He must have had a Sven debtor!
Hear about them suing the hot sauce companies? They’re finally going after Big Tabasco!
NED: I’ve lost the ability to post in my online journal.
ED: What’s that?
NED: Writer’s blog!
I stole a ladder. I know–It was a rung thing to do.
Three bad bowls in a row, aka a ‘gutterball turkey’.

