If Apple changed its name to Pumpkin, would their computer be a Hackinsquash?
Pun of the Day
If you encounter a sea monster, you better get Kraken!
This Justin: Canada’s national animal is the Bieber.
When French fashion designers stopped using yellow fabrics, they were accused of jaunicide.
When Yoko was down on her luck, her proctologist worked probe Ono.
Hear about the just-announced, sleek new pancake-making device from Apple? The iHop.
Which Transformers had fake breasts?
The Decepticones.
If you drink too much water you can insult people. It’s not very pee see.
The history of chemistry is sordid: there are ampoule accounts of vial behavior.
Suntanning in the tropics is my ray-zone d’etre.


