It can be dangerous to eat unskinned meat. You might end up in the more-chew-hairy.
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(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Internet addiction is a big problem in E-stonia.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...How much of the Bible makes you want to sing?
Only Psalm of it.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...If the star of House drove a truck, it would be a huge lorry.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Fondling your own clone is a perv version.
(6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...NED: I don’t take a lichen to flammable loam.
ED: What the hell are you talking about.
NED: Well – it just doesn’t pass the lit moss test!
ED: Stupidest pun ever.
NED: Was it too grass for you?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The mafia hitman brought candles along to his hit. He had to wax someone. He was wicked.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: Who loaded the printer with the wrong-sized paper?
ED: I did.
NED: That’s dumb. Why’d you do it?
ED: April foolscap!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...what does a bug sound like hitting the windshield?
Bee flat.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Some people think that hiphop artists are more prone to sexual assaults, but I think that’s rapist.
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