The man who goes to India and gets aroused, wakes up with bally wood.
Pun of the Day
Clean river activists are wading for good eau.
I don’t usually water my grass in the morning, but I guess I’m lawn over dew.
The Pillsbury Doughboy came from the Yeast, when he was a leaven. He is always baked or fried, and since he got back home he spends all day in drawers. And a little known fact: he is a product of inbreading, and has special kneads.
Almonds are created equal.
Upon hearing someone noisily defecate in a bathroom stall, people tend to scurry away. Scientists have labeled this phenomenon the Ploppler Shift.
Paddling in circles is an either oar proposition.
Do pigs sleep in hamhocks?
Cow insults can be very hard to diss heifer.


