When Yoko was down on her luck, her proctologist worked probe Ono.
Pun of the Day
Hear about the just-announced, sleek new pancake-making device from Apple? The iHop.
Who invented the Allen key? I have no Ikea.
Which Transformers had fake breasts?
The Decepticones.
If you drink too much water you can insult people. It’s not very pee see.
The history of chemistry is sordid: there are ampoule accounts of vial behavior.
Suntanning in the tropics is my ray-zone d’etre.
What’s a morse code expert’s favourite tech website? Dashdot.
Some people can’t stand social media, but I say tweet his own.
A potential terrorist attack by militant Buddhists was defused by the Department of Om land Security.

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