Why did Frank Costanza serve chicken for Festivus?
Because he loved pole-tree .
Why did Frank Costanza serve chicken for Festivus?
Because he loved pole-tree .
Some Russian freedom fighters are actually Chinese. The most famous example would be the notorious Chechen Chong.
Which boxer took so many punches he got a hole in the back of his head?
George Foramen.
In France, priests don’t drink milk. It must be because they’re not lait people.
Why won’t the priest let me urinate during confession? I just want some pee sin quiet!
The blind jazz singer had pimples. Does noticing that make me Ray cyst?
When Sherlock saw the disemboweled murder victim’s coiled intestines, he said to Watson, “Alimentary, my dear.”
The fear of footnotes: aka appendix-cite-is.
I hate disco – it gives me the heeby Bee-Gees!
It can be dangerous to eat unskinned meat. You might end up in the more-chew-hairy.