Homeless men in New England are standing in line – it’s Soup Bowl Sunday!
Pun of the Day
The star proctologist was treated like a god. His patients were so in awe. They all lay prostate before him.
NED: I can communicate with fish in distant oceans!
ED: Really?
NED: Yes.
ED: Why, you must be tilapiapathic!
NED: Yup – I just flex my mental mussels and tuna out distractions!
The authorities lifted the restrictions on chariots, and gave the people cart blanche to drive whatever they wanted. Everyone quickly jumped on the banned wagons.
Those who make cross-stitching puns are knit-wits. No more barbs or needling!
Porn stars have a social conscience too – in fact, many of them are mouthpieces for Am Nasty International. However, despite their best efforts, millions remain in bondage.
Those who enjoy dipping their testicles in ice cream suffer from cone genital abnormalities.
Why did Frank Costanza serve chicken for Festivus?
Because he loved pole-tree .
Some Russian freedom fighters are actually Chinese. The most famous example would be the notorious Chechen Chong.
Which boxer took so many punches he got a hole in the back of his head?
George Foramen.