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11/18/2012

What’s the heaviest car? Astone Martin

(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)

11/13/2012

Purchasing a handheld mixer is one way to reduce whisk in kitchen.

(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

11/12/2012

I get pleasure from China’s huge population. I’m a SinoMaxochist.

(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)

12/22/201710/19/2012

A defibullator saves lies.

(9 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)

10/09/2012

I love bread. I’m a gluten for bunishment.

(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

08/31/2012

I made it to the vinyl round of America’s Next Top DJ.

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

06/28/201206/27/2012

A woman’s encounter with bees can have lass sting consequences.

(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

04/21/2012

When someone told me there had been a mixup and all my sausage was buried underground, I immediately exhumed the wurst.

(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

02/12/2012

Beauty may be in the eye of the beholder. But booty is in the hand of the buttholder. Pain in the eye of the beeholder.

(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)

12/15/2011

Successful mating results in spawn attaineous combustion.

(6 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)