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03/07/2012

When it comes to constipation, I’ve been a colonic underachiever.

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

02/12/2012

Beauty may be in the eye of the beholder. But booty is in the hand of the buttholder. Pain in the eye of the beeholder.

(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)

12/15/2011

Successful mating results in spawn attaineous combustion.

(6 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)

11/03/2011

The man who goes to India and gets aroused, wakes up with bally wood.

(5 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)

09/06/2011

French hunters love grapefruit. It’s what lets them pump le moose.

(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

08/25/2011

Clean river activists are wading for good eau.

(6 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

08/18/2011

I don’t usually water my grass in the morning, but I guess I’m lawn over dew.

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

05/09/2011

The Pillsbury Doughboy came from the Yeast, when he was a leaven. He is always baked or fried, and since he got back home he spends all day in drawers. And a little known fact: he is a product of inbreading, and has special kneads.

(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

04/29/2011

Almonds are created equal.

(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)