How does Nike sell shoes to priests?
Pun of the Day
Emails are unreliable, because they’re missing the fax.
Cheerleading spectacles are a lot of pom and circumstance.
People enjoy social networking sites to escape the rat race. For example, www.mice-pace.com
What did the Scottish baker say to the sheep?
I knead ewe!
Hear about the Irish proctologist? Colin O’Scopy.
Which Alaskan city is most anti-Semitic?
Juneau.
The current sub-prime mortgage crisis recalls that great comedy film, ie Home A Loan.
Which country has the worst blood circulation? Slovenia.
You can often tell an organ thief from his accent. Especially the ones from Liverpull.