When I’m bored, I make obscene statements in American Sign Language. That’s what happens when left to my own deaf vices.
Pun of the Day
I confuse my verb order, in tense situations.
Boxing gloves are a sew fist icated product.
If you want to cut down on infidelity you need to take a less affair approach.
If you want to annihilate an encampment of clowns, don’t hold back: go for the juggle lair.
You get pimples during puberty. That’s what happens during a gross spurt.
For a career in international diplomacy, you should get a job in a milkshake parlour. Then you’ll be well acquainted with whirled litres.
I often stare at massive jugs. Sure, some criticize me – but I like to see the big pitcher.
I change currency in Israel. It’s been a lifetime in shekels.
When the pope does a cannonball, it’s pond-effects maximus!


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