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05/25/2013

Being a soprano is a great opera tunity.

(5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)

05/17/2013

The mattress thief was cot in the act… bed-handed.

(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)

05/04/2013

The former Wimbledon star only spoke of life in the past tennis.

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

04/16/2013

Cats with spots may be forced to join a leopard colony.

(6 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)

03/28/2013

There’s a tavern where people write poems on blackboards, aka the Chalk-lit Bar.

(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

02/16/2013

Life is much better when I’m not arguing with some fat-headed swine. Pig no rants is bliss.

(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

01/18/2013

I met my first Jewish gun owner. Muzzle Tov!

(6 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)

12/20/2012

I don’t believe many people who can’t speak actually ‘have a frog in the throat‘ – the evidence is just a neck toadal.

(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

11/26/2012

An excited little person on a train might cause some low commotion.

(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

11/25/2012

Don’t ask a salmon to mate twice. They won’t re-spawn.

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)