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01/11/2014

If you want to cut down on infidelity you need to take a less affair approach.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

11/19/2013

If you want to annihilate an encampment of clowns, don’t hold back: go for the juggle lair.

(6 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

09/19/2013

You get pimples during puberty. That’s what happens during a gross spurt.

(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

09/07/2013

For a career in international diplomacy, you should get a job in a milkshake parlour. Then you’ll be well acquainted with whirled litres.

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

08/28/2013

Atrophy: the only prize for laziness.

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

08/12/2013

I often stare at massive jugs. Sure, some criticize me – but I like to see the big pitcher.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

08/05/2013

I change currency in Israel. It’s been a lifetime in shekels.

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07/20/2013

When the pope does a cannonball, it’s pond-effects maximus!

(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

07/15/2013

Calling someone average is mean, which is sadistically significant. It may seem alpha and games but if they are not normal, and have a fat tail, your attempts to beta them will exceed standard critical values. So be a nice Chi.

(5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)

05/28/2013

Metallica wrote an album full of diet tips on wedding weight loss. Aka Bride, the Lightening.

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)