In corrupt judicial systems, witnesses can be bribed with testimoney.
Pun of the Day
Pathologists always get the coroner office.
If you hunt aquatic mammals in the arctic, your fate is sealed.
Job posting for minotaurs: “seeking a bull bodied male.”
We’re ambitious about puns! We’ve got plans to corny the market.
When I’m bored, I make obscene statements in American Sign Language. That’s what happens when left to my own deaf vices.
I confuse my verb order, in tense situations.
Boxing gloves are a sew fist icated product.
I never ask my dentist and his wife to come for dinner. If he hears about a party, he complains, “Why gingivitis over?“
Are geometers jerks? Yes, they parabola bully are.


