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01/30/2017

Eating Italian food is sure to boost your meataballism.

(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)

12/23/2016

I tried to sign off ConstipationForum.com, butt I remain logged in.

(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

10/12/2016

In Russia and Ukraine, it’s easy to find wifey hotspots.

(6 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)

03/01/2016

Anyone who mentions their friend Wanda all the time, has a Wanda-mentional personality.

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12/09/2015

I should get promoted because I gave you a hot beverage. After all, I have seen your tea.

(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

11/16/2015

I was a rusted for leaving metal out in the rain. I didn’t mean to; it was an oxy date.

(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

11/04/2015

All my life I’ve walked around wearing one sandal and one boot. To me, this is a feet that has never been matched.

(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

10/26/2015

The mob banging at my gates is a door rabble.

(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

10/26/201510/25/2015

Italian clowns are the most Rome antic.

(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)

09/11/2015

Handbag thieves are purse-pickacious.

(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)