Mexican border wall? We taco fence to that.
Pun of the Day
I suspect it was the Illuminati who dreamt up cabal tv.
Who was the fattest Corleone? Freight-o.
Dwarves make excellent mathematicians, gnome adder how small they are.
Use whole grains to regulate your blood sugar, if your diet is oat of control.
Kissing butt isn’t so bad. You have to consider all ass pecks.
The Cockatoo Hair Academy is suffering from budgie cuts.
When it comes to Shakespearean accents, Anne Hathaway with words.
Airbnbing in a small vacation town is dangerous. You may run into some village-rent people.
Any pun about cloning my sister is sure to be a growin’ her.

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