The cheapest kind of flowers cost only peonies.

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My Stradivarius brand bike did not come with stopping devices. I had to install some to brake the cycle of violins.

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With recent budget cuts, Satan has had to cut back on regular maintenance, which has left Hades in a state of grim repair.

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What’s a morse code expert’s favourite tech website? Dashdot.

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