The cheapest kind of flowers cost only peonies.
Pun of the Day
Who invented the Allen key? I have no Ikea.
Which Transformers had fake breasts?
The Decepticones.
If you drink too much water you can insult people. It’s not very pee see.
My Stradivarius brand bike did not come with stopping devices. I had to install some to brake the cycle of violins.
With recent budget cuts, Satan has had to cut back on regular maintenance, which has left Hades in a state of grim repair.
The history of chemistry is sordid: there are ampoule accounts of vial behavior.
Suntanning in the tropics is my ray-zone d’etre.
What’s a morse code expert’s favourite tech website? Dashdot.
The best part of befriending an obese celebrity? Unfattered assess!