The damsel in distress rejected the gallant knight. She was out of his liege.
Pun of the Day
When Yoko was down on her luck, her proctologist worked probe Ono.
After they were massacred in the Clone Wars, there was a darth of jedi.
Sexual harassment is a big problem at tap-ass bars.
Japanese cartoon gameshow: Whose Line Is It, Animé?
Hear about the just-announced, sleek new pancake-making device from Apple? The iHop.
The human body is 65% water, a 2:1 ratio. This explains our banking/financial crises: we are far too highly beveraged.
The cheapest kind of flowers cost only peonies.
Who invented the Allen key? I have no Ikea.
Which Transformers had fake breasts?
The Decepticones.