If Apple changed its name to Pumpkin, would their computer be a Hackinsquash?
Pun of the Day
If you encounter a sea monster, you better get Kraken!
This Justin: Canada’s national animal is the Bieber.
When French fashion designers stopped using yellow fabrics, they were accused of jaunicide.
If you’re operating a float plane in the bush, bring a flies water.
The damsel in distress rejected the gallant knight. She was out of his liege.
When Yoko was down on her luck, her proctologist worked probe Ono.
After they were massacred in the Clone Wars, there was a darth of jedi.
Sexual harassment is a big problem at tap-ass bars.
Japanese cartoon gameshow: Whose Line Is It, Animé?