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04/05/2019

What’s J-Lo got behind her skirt? It reminds me of that movie, The Great Ass Cape.

(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)

03/22/2019

NED: Can I borrow your zombie?
ED: Of course.
NED: Thanks. I’m forever in your dead!

(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)

03/21/2019

My algebra prof and I went to the lanes to throw a few balls. We are quite the parabowlers.

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

03/15/2019

When you meet her, you’re really feeling her. After the divorce, the fee lingers.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

03/11/2019

Rotten farts give me eggs o’ stenchial angst.

(3 votes, average: 1.33 out of 5)

03/07/2019

How do you improve your resume? iPad.

(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

03/03/2019

Gossips are fun people, pry merrily.

(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)

03/02/2019

You should invest in nudity, during the current bare market.

(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

03/01/2019

Have a low paying job? Could be a case of gross income pittance.

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