Hugh Hefner uses Viagra every day. He’s training for the Old Limp Dick Games.
Pun of the Day
Do dictionary salesmen take a vow of sell-ABC?
The immigrant who fell into a wood chipper was a victim of ethnic slurries.
It’s hard to sleep with a bat. Because, you know, they sonar a lot.
Paddling in circles is an either oar proposition.
I thought Star Trek had made its last movie. I Spock too soon.
I tried to make a living selling shoe inserts to little people. It was an un midget gaited disaster.
When Napster hit the music industry, it was like Sharenobyl.
Be careful if you sleep too much—you’ll end up deep rest.
If Vanna White committed murder, would her M.O. be disemvoweling?