Almonds are created equal.
Pun of the Day
Which dinosaur just couldn’t decide? A: Staygosaurus.
How did I end up as a toothbrush salesman? Quite hawks a dentally.
Christmas is a source of renewable energy, aka winter buyins’.
I never gain weight despite eating a lot of spicy Italian subs. I owe it to my good meat-a-ballism.
Dear Pun Gents, I’m in the midst of organizing a fashion show that showcases eco-friendly clothing. May I please have some punny names to go with it? ~Tristan, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- This line is bio agreeable
- We emphasize your natural resources
- Active wear, not radioactive wear
- How to planet your wardrobe
- We’re model citizens
- Get green-shirtified
Visual artists are easelly inspired.
Are really big people measured with a meatier stick?
Does the terrorist business model involve vertical interrogation and just-in-timer delivery?
We only do portmanteau puns on Valentine’s Day. Because love is blend.