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05/09/2019

I went to the North Pole, it was very see Nick.

(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

05/08/2019

Most people can’t write poetry. They should leave it to the prose.

(9 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5)

04/27/2019

True story: Russia’s Vladimir Putin fell asleep while watching The Flintstones, and had a dream. When he awoke, he bought a castle in Ireland. It must have been the Blarney rubles.

(4 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)

04/27/2019

Bill Clinton was definitely oversaxed.

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04/26/2019

I can’t go to Chinese restaurants alone. I have supper Asian anxiety.

(7 votes, average: 4.29 out of 5)

04/20/2019

What does a cat say when it bumps its head? “Me ow.”

(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)

04/13/2019

Is it true Dr. Jack Kevorkian is a die-abet-ic?

(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)

04/13/2019

Bill Gates was quite a deliquent as a child; a real nerd-do-well!

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

04/12/2019

The Shias and their rivals sometimes clash violently, but the Spunni Muslims love to cuddle.

(6 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

04/08/2019

Some ‘little people’ like to go on ‘power trips’. They’re mega low maniacs.

(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)