I regretted my sex change after watching Trans formers.
Pun of the Day
We wanted to make today’s pun about huit, but we 8 too much!
What’s a chicken’s favourite composer?
Johann Sebastian Bach Bach Bach!
Glassblowers are sadists. They keep inflicting pane.
Salt puns are just sodium.
What do you call an octopus with no arms?
An octogon!
Women who wear anklets have a gam-bling addiction.
Is it very fun when a Frenchman tells you to pronounce the words ‘ink’, then ‘Roy’, then ‘apple’?
Indeed – say ink Roy apple!
Strange but true: Some men steep their testicles in hot water. Cajones tea is the best policy.
After watching hyperactive kids all day, I crave a dulled conversation.


