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12/30/200811/11/2008

I’m not one to criticize cannibalism. To eat his own.

(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

12/30/200810/18/2008

Alcoholics can’t play baseball. It’s a swig and a miss.

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(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

12/30/200809/19/2008

Work metings are the ultimate form of punishment.

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12/31/200808/05/2008

Do cool people work hard?

Yes—they put in a yo man! effort.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

12/31/200808/02/2008

What ever happened to the Roman governor of Judea?

He got depressed, went broke, and became known as Pawn-shit Pilate .

(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)

12/31/200807/27/2008

NED: I’ve figured out a way to generate electricity—from sheep farts!
ED: Really? I never thought it could be done.
NED: Ass watt ewe stink!

(4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5)

12/31/200807/10/2008

You might get constipated if you sit too long on a bar stool.

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

02/24/200906/20/2008

When Anne went Boleyn, she used her head and had a ball.

(18 votes, average: 4.39 out of 5)

01/12/200904/28/2008

What did the Scottish baker say to the sheep?

I knead ewe!

(4 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)