How do astronomers make discoveries? By cosmosis.
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(9 votes, average: 3.89 out of 5)Loading...Midgets can’t be more than four feet high. That is a too-tall-ogy.
(11 votes, average: 4.55 out of 5)Loading...I saw a lowlife cruising for loose women on the beach. I said “What kind of conch you buyin‘?” He said, “She’s my beach—a shore thing. I don’t care what pebble think, if they sea us together. I hope I end up all tide up.”
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...Keanu Reeves’ bio-pic will be a tale of whoa.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I’m not one to criticize cannibalism. To eat his own.
(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Alcoholics can’t play baseball. It’s a swig and a miss.
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(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Work metings are the ultimate form of punishment.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Do cool people work hard?
Yes—they put in a yo man! effort.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What ever happened to the Roman governor of Judea?
He got depressed, went broke, and became known as Pawn-shit Pilate .
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...NED: I’ve figured out a way to generate electricity—from sheep farts!
ED: Really? I never thought it could be done.
NED: Ass watt ewe stink!
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