In France, priests don’t drink milk. It must be because they’re not lait people.
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Only Psalm of it.
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(6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...NED: I don’t take a lichen to flammable loam.
ED: What the hell are you talking about.
NED: Well – it just doesn’t pass the lit moss test!
ED: Stupidest pun ever.
NED: Was it too grass for you?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The mafia hitman brought candles along to his hit. He had to wax someone. He was wicked.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: Who loaded the printer with the wrong-sized paper?
ED: I did.
NED: That’s dumb. Why’d you do it?
ED: April foolscap!
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