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01/13/200904/18/2007

The mafia hitman brought candles along to his hit. He had to wax someone. He was wicked.

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01/13/200904/01/2007

NED: Who loaded the printer with the wrong-sized paper?
ED: I did.
NED: That’s dumb. Why’d you do it?
ED: April foolscap!

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01/13/200903/04/2007

Some people think that hiphop artists are more prone to sexual assaults, but I think that’s rapist.

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01/14/200901/02/2007

Are there Spaniards in Oslo?

Norway Jose!

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01/14/200911/20/2006

Portobello mushrooms in the morning is a breakfast of champignons!

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01/14/200911/10/2006

What do you think about Polland?

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01/15/200910/07/2006

The Spearmint Killer held his victims at gumpoint. He threatened to blow everything up.

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01/15/200909/13/2006

Those who make fun of Italian stereotypes, ironically enjoy drinking gourmet Italian coffee – particularly ‘mockaginos’.

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01/15/200908/09/2006

When Dracula took the stand, the prosecutor probed quite personally into his undead lifestyle. The lawyer for the vampire objected, however. “Your honour,” he said, “council is bleeding the witness!”

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01/15/200907/26/2006

It’s ok to bug a eunuch. They never get teste.

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