There is one news agency that never gets the story. They call it Loiters.
If you spend all your days hunched over picking tea, you’re probably Chai knees.
Why is the US whistleblower stuck in Moscow? Because, he’s Snowden.
My dog wrote a novel. Unfortunately, it was terrible. The plot was so arf-fetched.
In the hipster Bible, Jesus says ‘Douche unto others’. This is actually in the Old Testament book of Doucheronomy.
If they didn’t have Ringo, they’d have been the Beatless.
For an archer, opportunity nocks.
Punning in Japanese requires lifelong dedication. It helps to have a good sensei humour.
Why rivers flood in springtime has me absolutely flow maxed. I just didn’t bank on it.
Do stock-pickers need a degree in buy-lowology?


