Dustin ‘Offman is a neat freak.
If your employer refuses to pay you more money, no problem. Just accuse them of raisism.
Hot sauna in the highest, in excess celsius day-o!
People who spout proverbs tend to be arrogant. But then, there’s plenty officious in the supercili
I quit drinking hard liquor and joined with my brothers at AA. Together we are kin dread spirits.
The ancient Egyptians were fans of Miley’s ancestor, who was also Osiris.
NED: Sorry there was no joke online this morning.
ED: What happened?
NED: My connection was all tied up…
ED: Really?
NED: It’s the Interknot!
A man who thinks he’s well-endowed must be ego-testical.
I’m leaving Pamplona, in search of more no-bull pursuits.
Gaugin often repeated himself.


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