When someone stole my toilet paper, I felt like I had been visited by the Grim Wiper.
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(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...A turtle: when your stool has a thick outer casing.
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Rubbing up against strangers is frotte with peril.
(11 votes, average: 4.73 out of 5)Loading...My mother is in favour of affirmative action. For example she’s convinced the government should subsidize all fees for female aboriginals who want to attend university. How can she be sure such a scheme will work? “Trust me,” she says, “it’s my woman’s Inuit-tuition.“
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I tried to make a living rowing cows across a river. It was just income paddle bull with my lifestyle.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Those who take the Old Testament literally tend to have a Moab mentality.
(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)Loading...Some freshwater fish have a muskie odour.
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