What did the founder of Starbucks and Jesus have in common?
He brew religion.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Did you hear about the diplomat who skipped out on Thanksgiving dinner to negotiate an Eastern European territory swap, and ended up getting Hungary for Turkey?
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Desperanto.
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(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...What’s a homeless musician’s favourite instrument?
‘obo.
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