Pat and Rhain got beat up in Pakistan on account of their jokes. It happened in the Punjab Region.
What do you call Bill Gates with hypothermia? A bluetoe-crat.
I steal flip flops. I’m a cleft-toe maniac.
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The physicists in the Manhattan Project developed a ‘stealth fart’ that made no sound. The world was devastated when the army first used this silent but deadly weapon aka the Atonic Bum.
I have a lot of homeless relatives in Hobo kin, NJ.
Audiences vote for the contestant with the best pubic hair on A merkin Idol. You can watch it on PuBeS.
What did one pig say to the other on the hottest day of the year?
“I’m bacon.”
NED: When I bleed, I’m like ALL CAPS…
ED: Huh?
NED: SQWERTYING LIKE MAD!
Why are funerals usually held in the a.m.?
Because – they’re in mourning.


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