Dear Pungents, a genome-sequencing-related softball team name please! ~Purnima, Boston, MA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) Allele Leaguers
2) The DNAsty
3) Genome Runs
4) DeoxyRBIboses (ack that’s pretty bad)
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Loading...Dear Pungents, my uncle, Pembroke Hart, recently passed and I will be saying a few words at his service. He loved puns and I want to end my speech with one in his honour. He was a geologist and amateur star gazer. He was loved by many and had a kind heart. Can you help me? I think Hart and heart are definitely in the pun. Thanks! ~Laura, Annandale, Virginia
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) He was a geologist. Underneath the many layers is how you get to a man’s Hart, after all.
2) I’m left Hart-broken.
3) He was all heart. And a Hart act to follow.
4) He loved puns. Harty Harty Har.
5) He also loved to stare at the heavens through his telescope, as the stars illuminated the sky. I guess you’d say he had a light Hart.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Dear Pungents, I need a name for my dental school softball team; something more catchy than Dent-in Your Face and Cavity Search–which is what we used last year. Thanks for the help! ~Jack, Philadelphia, PA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1. Wins and Flosses
2. Who Caries?
3. The Bat Dentists
4. The Bucky Dents
5. The Plaque Socks
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The worst ecological disaster in Chinese history was perpetrated after a wild night at a strip club, when Communist Party officials misheard their drunken President eagerly calling for “Three Gorgeous Dames!”
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...There are four sides to every car crash. That’s what they call a wrecktangle
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Dear Pungents, I’m working on a science experiment having to do with temperature and its effects on luminescent bacteria. We need a catchy name for the title. Thanks a bunch. ~Jamie, Hillsboro, Kansas
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) Shiny Happy Photobacterium
2) Lightening Rhodococcus of Controversy
3) Glow in the Dokdonella
4) The Battle of Thermophile
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Dear Pungents, we need a team name for an art trivia contest. Heavily considering your “Jackson Potlucks,” since we are in Minnesota. Any other ideas? Thanks! ~Tiffany, Rochester, MN
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) The Leonerdos!
2) House of Paint
3) Pollock Bollock
4) Geek Architecture
5) The Baroquerage
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The star proctologist was treated like a god. His patients were so in awe. They all lay prostate before him.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The authorities lifted the restrictions on chariots, and gave the people cart blanche to drive whatever they wanted. Everyone quickly jumped on the banned wagons.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Dear Pungents, I need a bowling team name for charity bowling tournament. Fairly clean is the requirement. The company sells hunting and fishing licenses if you can work that in. ~Helen, Nashville, TN
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “Hooker’s Lane.”
2) “Spare Fishers.”
3) “Shotgun alley.”
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