Dear Pungents, please describe my job as a professional video producer: I shoot and edit video tours of ‘reel estate’ for sale or rent. The videos can be produced for other businesses, too. Finally, these short films are for streaming on the Internet. ~Jay, Providence, Rhode Island
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) Jay V See
2) Jay-V’s Home Videos
3) Veni Vidi Video.
4) Short films aka Vidgets
5) The ProdiJay
6) “See videos of your new home on Jay’s Internest Streaming.”
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Loading...NED: Who loaded the printer with the wrong-sized paper?
ED: I did.
NED: That’s dumb. Why’d you do it?
ED: April foolscap!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Dear Pungents, I’m taking a group of high school girls to Spain for spring break, and we’re making t-shirts for the trip. Any ideas for a good Spanish pun? My dad suggested the old “Jose, can you see” joke. Can you all do better? Thanks. ~Kathleen, Marion, Kentucky
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) No Spain, no gain
2) Basque in the glow
3) Iberia? I hear ya!
4) Who’s pain for this vacation anyway?
5) We’re having a paella of fun.
6) The Toureadors
7) Maraca and roll!
8) Sevillization, here we come.
9) Kentucky girls get drunk in Barsaloona.
10) The Star Spanglish Banner!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Dear Pungents, I am part of a UK dance troupe and we are looking for a name for ourselves. We were thinking something to do with ‘north’, ‘angels’, ‘dance’ etc. The best we came up with was Independance, but it’s taken. Please help us. Thanks! ~Lisa, Newcastle, UK
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Dear Pungents, a pyromania pun please! ~Kate, Toronto
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) Hear about the lousy pyromanic, who was fired from his job? He went on the Arsonio Hall show to complain.
2) Hear about the mathematician who torched his house on March 14? He was quite the pi rho.
3) Comedian Richard was a pryoromaniac.
4) Pyromaniacs aren’t very hardworking. They’re always blazing on the job.
5) Pyromania puns are awful. They’re the flamest of jokes.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Dear Pungents, something relating to my school motto, incorporating ‘light’ or ‘enlightenment’ or James Bond and light (referring to the year seeing as its 007), would be very much appreciated. Our motto is ‘Light come visit me.’ ~Emily, Hobart, Tasmania, Australia
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “After graduation, get on a flight! Come visit me.“
2) “Lichen, visit me! I’ll moss everyone from 2007! We had fungus! Shaloam!”
3) ‘”007 – It’s been a bonderful year.”
4) “James Bond was an Irish-Arab Swede. They called him Dubai O’Sven.”
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Some people think that hiphop artists are more prone to sexual assaults, but I think that’s rapist.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Dear Pungents, I need puns on English and American writers. ~Anna, Gomel, Belarus
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “Hemingway was quite overweight in his later years, when he wrote For Whom Belt Holes.”
2) “Joseph Conrad wrote about an evil wind that blinds men’s eyes. It was called Fart of Darkness.“
3) “Who was hung like a horse? ‘S’a mule johnson.”
4) “Which playwright was always agitating his friends? Shakespeer.”
5) “Hear that Dickens wrote a sequel to Melville’s Moby Dick? He called it A Whale of Two Titties.“
6) “Jane Austen’s epic about frugality? Cents and Sensibility.”
7) “Kurt Vonnegut Jr. is a master of dark comedy. He put the laughter in Slaughterhouse 5.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Andrew from Dugald:
If you give your gal candy that smells, and she says, “This stinks!”, naturally you respond, “My scent-a-mints exactly!”
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Dear Pungents, I’m in New Zealand and hungry for, nay demanding, puns associated with my temporary home. ~Peter, Wellington, NZ
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “Want to know about New Zealand? Look it up on Kiwipedia!”
2) “I bought a kiwi at a silent auckland.”
3) “If I move to Wellington, I’m going to run for Maori.”
4) “Didn’t the Beatles write a song about the Isle of Taxman?”
5) “Will New Zealanders ever get over their constitutional confusion? Let’s Wait an gi.”
6) “Punsters love New Zealand. Didn’t Peter Jackson film Lord of the Zings there? (The shoot was well orcanized, and the films quite ent-ertaining.)”
7) “The way they treated the aboriginals is absolutely appolynesian.”
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